Many of you have written to me asking when I’m going to do another video. Answer: Shut up.
Just kidding. Answer: Fuck you.
No, really, just kidding. Answer: I don’t know. I’ve been busy working on my book and doing this:
No, not ballet, silly!!
The other thing.
But ballet too, of course. <Ahem>
It’s surprisingly exhausting having a parasite. I’m beginning to feel like Pregnant Bella Swan. Except I’m not craving blood…yet.
Unless it is the blood of a million Democrats. They say eating the heart of your enemy makes you stronger. I would do it except it would probably cross the placenta and WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT SHIT WOULD DO TO MY BABY! I’m sure it’s poison. She’d probably come out with half a brain.
Did I mention I’m due July 4th? How cool is that! Taking patriotic girl name ideas in the comments below.
So, I guess that was my Official Announcement.
With regard to my book, it’s something I started last year and then put down while I worked on a weekly video. I needed a break from the weekly videos, so I’ve been writing again. I hope I’ll have the book out by Fall. It will all depend on how distracting the little freedom fighter is.
I didn’t expect to take ALL of February off from videos but then all that recycling everyone does reversed Global Warming and we had a second Polar Vortex here in Minnesota so I went to Miami.
I’m sure I’ll do some videos soon, and as usual you’ll be the first to know!
Thanks for asking. I’m glad I’m missed a little bit. :)
Good evening my friends.
I am looking for an editor for the weekly SunnyTV episode. In order to expand the projects I can accomplish, in order to make fun of MORE political and cultural absurdities (because let’s be honest it’s hard to keep up), in order to CHANGE THE WORLD…I need help.
ARE YOU GOOD ENOUGH TO HELP ME CHANGE THE WORLD, ONE LAUGH AT A TIME???
See the world, meet interesting guests, laugh at all the outtake footage before you delete it, get rewards and accolades from the industry, all from the comfort of your home computer.
We had to fire this guy cause he couldn’t CRACK a joke. Get it? CRACK a joke?
Please send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org if you’re interested. Tell me your background and your availability and how well you meet the below criteria.
What you must have to qualify:
- A sense of humor – because, you know, timing is everything. Editing for jokes is not the same as straight editing. It’s a subtle art that only a few jedi can do well.
- Editing experience – I use Final Cut, so that’s preferable, but a sense of humor is more important than software.
- Independently wealthy – because so far we’re not making SAG wages here at House of Sunny. It’s more like SAD wages.
- Highly motivated to create funny content and change the world.
- Good looks – Because it doesn’t hurt
So apply now! I am excited to hear from you.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Thought I’d share it with you so you can see my most popular posts this year, in case you missed one.
Happy New Year!
Here’s an excerpt:
The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 54,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 20 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
This week I shook things up and had on my first guest, Bob Davis, formerly of Twin Cities News Talk Davis and Emmer Show, now doing TheBobDavisPodcasts.com. I’ve always had a lot of fun with Bob and I think it comes across. We talk Projection, erections, and the upcoming election. :D
Here’s the link to the Daily Caller too:
Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Thank you for supporting me and my videos this year. Thanks to all of you who have bought my merchandise and/or donated to me this year. It is very much appreciated! Now go eat cookies and chocolate, drink whiskey spiked egg nog, enjoy the twinkly lights, the music, the warmth of family, and of course, the presents. XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Once again I go through the week’s interesting news. Next week’s episode will come out early, before Christmas, so keep your eye out (unless you’ve already poked your eye out!)
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