Okay, so I’m sick. And oh yeah, B Ho Won!
I just lifted my head off my sick bed and found out…we are getting four more years of B Ho! I’m gonna go cry and come back. Hang on a sec…
Okay, I’m back. Now that I’m feeling better I am inspired to write you a note about my current health status because I want you to know why I disappeared and that I’ll be back fighting against the Evil Empire with ridicule and sarcasm very soon. Like rigggghhhhhht…….NOW!
I don’t know why I haven’t said anything sooner about my health, except that maybe I just felt like suffering alone, in silence, with no kind words, gifts, or donations to cheer me up. That’s probably it. I did tell my family though, and here’s a picture of a stuffed animal my niece brought me in the hospital (love you Samantha!)
I got sick in the summer which, besides Obama’s re-election, is the other cruel thing that happened to me this year. I live in Minnesota so why I couldn’t be sick in January I have no idea. I caught some retched tummy bug while camping late July and that triggered a cascade of…difficulties. Without getting into the gorey details — except I want to tell you about this one time when I threw up and there was this big chunk of…no, never mind. Okay, so, no details. I will say that I was in the hospital for 38 of the longest days of my life, and then home but bed ridden and weak. I lost 26 pounds in a month and a half. (BEST. DIET. EVER., if the emaciated look is your thing.)
I’m better now, but still recovering. And some of the medication I’m on makes me feel yucky, and worse, kinda fuzzy headed. I haven’t been able to do any writing because the narcotics make everything funny BUT me. (That’s a joke. See, not funny.) My doctor says my recovery is going to be like driving a semi truck over the back roads of socialist Europe. You can do it but it will take patience and time. (See how even my doctor understands that Socialism creates inefficiency?!) I’m at the point where I don’t need to be in a medicated stupor all day and that’s good because now I feel like writing and making videos. Now all I need is more stamina.
You can imagine how frustrating it was to go through the election season and not get to make even ONE Sunny TV video making fun of Joe Biden, Obama, or that Lena Dunham creature. But if you REALLY want to know what torture is, forget the pain of my illness or the discomfort of the drugs, but I was stuck in a hospital with only CNN and network channels for news. Yes, ladies and gents, I only had access to Mainstream Media! And sometimes I was too sick to go online and I just laid there getting BRAINWASHED! It was horrible. (If you were thinking of donating money to me maybe now you’ll double your donation upon hearing that.) I can tell you based on that experience that a lot of people who voted for Obama are just totally ignorant of the facts about him because of the media, so don’t despair too much. We just have to reach people, invade the culture, and Sunny TV on YouTube is one of the ways I plan to do just that!
For those of you who found out I was sick when Chicks on the Right outted me, thank you for your kind letters, donations, and get well wishes. It meant a lot!