Okay, so I’m sick. And oh yeah, B Ho Won!
I just lifted my head off my sick bed and found out…we are getting four more years of B Ho! I’m gonna go cry and come back. Hang on a sec…
“Biden, hand me those eye drops. Sniff!”
Okay, I’m back. Now that I’m feeling better I am inspired to write you a note about my current health status because I want you to know why I disappeared and that I’ll be back fighting against the Evil Empire with ridicule and sarcasm very soon. Like rigggghhhhhht…….NOW!
I don’t know why I haven’t said anything sooner about my health, except that maybe I just felt like suffering alone, in silence, with no kind words, gifts, or donations to cheer me up. That’s probably it. I did tell my family though, and here’s a picture of a stuffed animal my niece brought me in the hospital (love you Samantha!)
How can you look at that face and feel bad? You can’t.
I got sick in the summer which, besides Obama’s re-election, is the other cruel thing that happened to me this year. I live in Minnesota so why I couldn’t be sick in January I have no idea. I caught some retched tummy bug while camping late July and that triggered a cascade of…difficulties. Without getting into the gorey details — except I want to tell you about this one time when I threw up and there was this big chunk of…no, never mind. Okay, so, no details. I will say that I was in the hospital for 38 of the longest days of my life, and then home but bed ridden and weak. I lost 26 pounds in a month and a half. (BEST. DIET. EVER., if the emaciated look is your thing.)
See that cup of ice in the bottom left? That was breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 30 days.
I’m better now, but still recovering. And some of the medication I’m on makes me feel yucky, and worse, kinda fuzzy headed. I haven’t been able to do any writing because the narcotics make everything funny BUT me. (That’s a joke. See, not funny.) My doctor says my recovery is going to be like driving a semi truck over the back roads of socialist Europe. You can do it but it will take patience and time. (See how even my doctor understands that Socialism creates inefficiency?!) I’m at the point where I don’t need to be in a medicated stupor all day and that’s good because now I feel like writing and making videos. Now all I need is more stamina.
You can imagine how frustrating it was to go through the election season and not get to make even ONE Sunny TV video making fun of Joe Biden, Obama, or that Lena Dunham creature. But if you REALLY want to know what torture is, forget the pain of my illness or the discomfort of the drugs, but I was stuck in a hospital with only CNN and network channels for news. Yes, ladies and gents, I only had access to Mainstream Media! And sometimes I was too sick to go online and I just laid there getting BRAINWASHED! It was horrible. (If you were thinking of donating money to me maybe now you’ll double your donation upon hearing that.) I can tell you based on that experience that a lot of people who voted for Obama are just totally ignorant of the facts about him because of the media, so don’t despair too much. We just have to reach people, invade the culture, and Sunny TV on YouTube is one of the ways I plan to do just that!
For those of you who found out I was sick when Chicks on the Right outted me, thank you for your kind letters, donations, and get well wishes. It meant a lot!
Sunny
Speedy recovery Sunny, thanks for checking in. Missed ya!
So what’s the diagnosis, cupcake? Cranio-anal inversion?
Thanks for posting your status, though. Really. I had forgotten that you even exist. Not that I missed you or anything. There are certainly enough other brain-dead dolts out there to keep me amused.
Hope you’re feeling better (in the health department). Thirty-eight days in the hospital? That’s virtually unheard of these days. Sounds like it must have been a psychiatric diagnosis . . . they’re the only ones who can get away with such long stays.
Can’t help you in the “B Ho got re-elected” department, though, sweetpea. Wouldn’t even want to. As far as I am concerned it’s a good thing . . . The MittWit and his trusty sidekick, Doogie Ryan, would have been a complete disaster. Glad we dodged that bullet (pardon my gun reference . . . sure hope that didn’t offend you, babycakes).
Speedy recovery, Sunny! Thanks for checking in. Love and prayers!
Howdy Sunny,
Welcome back from the brink…stomach gotchas are really, really bad and can kill you…so glad you had good doctors and a good hospital and this happened before ObamaCare took over as The Panel might have taken a less positive approach to your care, knowing you are not a fan of B HO.
Keep getting better. Look forward to your deliciously wicked pieces on all and sundry Lefty nonsense.
Dallas Gal
You are too right! Under Obamacare I would have been sooooooo screwed. As it is I got cutting edge treatment. Such things will disappear under the new laws.
A friend of mine who was kind of ambivalent about Obama just emailed me. He’s worried about who’s going to keep electronic medical records out of the wrong hands. All I could do was laugh ruefully to myself and say out loud: “Welcome to the furure world of ObamaCare my friend. There will be NO privacy. We are all about to be screwed and believe me, it won’t be any fun.
I am so glad you are back. Thought you’d gone for good, and had wondered what happened. I want you at 100% and don’t feel compelled to do anything until you feel really up to it. And that’s an order.
Heyyy! So glad you’re at least checking in online. I was a little concerned. More than a little, because of no word. Do you have a get-out date yet?
Sorry – your post talks about being held hostage to the MBM in the past tense. Speedy recovery & all the best.
Feel better soon. I just bought you a drink…not ice.
So happy to see that you are back! I missed your point of view on our country’s most recent plunge deeper into the depths of socialism with bho at the helm. Stay strong and continue to heal. Prayers to you
Hurry up and get better Sunshine. The sunny nation has been in a state of depression and has forced many of us to take up binge drinking while listening to Obama speeches just to get bye. Now I can go to detox now that you are getting better.
Hope you are back to normal soon – and ripping people like Bo to shreds – without them even realizing it (such is their lack of ability to understand even simple things).
I wondered what happened to you not sending email to me any more. I enjoyed your slghtly different, CONSERVATIVE INSIGHTS! THANKS FOR RETURNING! I’m glad that you are recovering from your illness. I wish we all could get rid of our country’s deadly illness of PROGRESSIVE SOCIALIST THAT THE UNINFORMED; i.e. idots, that voted “Bo Ho” in for another 4 years of distruction of the republic. BO’s comments shows his little humanity, My humanity to him is that Obama Care will provide him the same service everyone will get-”Take a pain pill” .I hope for BO that the pill don’t work vey well and it happens soon.
Miss you.
Soooooo glad to hear that you are okay. I was afraid the liberals had locked you in Maddow’s basement with Olbermann.
So cute! Even in the hospital. We missed you, funny lady!!!
I was wondering where you were, sorry to hear you are ill, hope you fully recover faster. If it’s c-diff, I feel bad for you; if its not, I still feel bad for you. We love you and miss you Sunny!
Glad you are back in the world, we’ve missed you. Need a little humor to mix with my stress and depression about the state of the country!!! Thanks, keep it up, Sunny!
It super nice folks like Bo that make me glad I’m a
conservative. Feel better soon and thanks for all you’ve done and
will do.
I don’t know how many times I’ve replayed your vids while
you’ve been a horizontal attraction for Obamacare! Well where else
these days will I get a giggle? Come on young lady, put some of
those amazing sandwiches, which you don’t actually make, into your
tummy and fatten up a bit so you have strength to star in Sunny TV
again – and more often! Get we soon!
Missed you hope you’re feeling better soon, looking forward
to “Sunny emails”
Sunny, Oh how we missed you! Take care of yourself so we
can once again be enlighted by your insight. Prayers frome the
Mid-West coast, the Lake of the Ozarks. OzarksAbe
Sunny, glad to hear you are feeling better.
I am so sorry I did not know about this sooner. As a compassionate and caring physician I would have run right down to your hospital and brought you an iPad with 3G so you could still vid conference/blog with a tube down your nose.
Sorry to hear about your illness. Hope you were able to enjoy the the holidays. You disappeared from blogging just as I found your blog. (LOVE your videos!) Hoped it wasn’t me. (don’t laugh if it hurts, just grimace and groan. Cuz it really wasn’t that funny anyway) Hope you truly are feeling better and are back to doing videos again soon. The world needs some Sunny!
Sunny, we need you back in the fight! Get well soon and get back to your sarcasm!
Yes, glad you are back and feeling better. I had just discovered your site and then you disappeared. I figured you just got depressed and bugged out. Looking forward to more of your take on things. Yes, it was a depressing end of the year for sure!
Glad you’re feeling better Sunny! Hey you are from my neck of the woods, what part of Minnesnowta? I missed you!
The big city! How’s about you?
I discovered your blog probably around the time you were the sickest, in early December.
Since I started my blog in April, I had a few posts on Canadian Health care.
There is a link to all of them in my last post:
http://zorkthehun.wordpress.com/2013/01/11/one-more-on-health-care/#more-351
If you like them a tenth as much as I like your vlogs, I’ll be happy
Hey, it was just illness. Sorry to read you were not feeling well but I’m really glad you’ll be back. Yay!
I found a great site called NakedDC. There are a couple of very witty women who write there and they remind me of you.
Get well soon!
Well don’t I feel like an idiot! Just discovered you were back because of a link on Moonbattery – and came right here. Hate you were so terribly ill, but tickled to know funny you is back.