7 Wrong Ways to Decide Your Life’s Career
Here’s my latest over at PJ Media. NO POLITICS! Sorry to all you hardcore politicos, but sometimes it’s nice to take a break.
UPDATE: I am honored to report that my article was linked to today by Instapundit!!!!! Yay! Success!
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PJ Media Wants More Sunny!
Of course they do…doesn’t everybody?
As of this week each Wednesday PJ Media will publish an article and several humor blog posts of mine. Here’s the catch…they are NON-POLITICAL. What??!!! That’s right, you heard it here first. I can actually be funny and not political at the same time. (I must admit it’s not as fun though.) It turns out I have snarky things to say and opinions to deliver to the masses that have nothing to do with politics. Who knew.
Don’t fret, I’ll still write the political stuff too.
My first article, 7 WRONG Ways to Decide Your Life’s Career, should be coming out this Wednesday along with two or three additional blogs posts. You didn’t know I was a Certified Life Coach with the credentials to back up such an article? Oh, well that’s because I’m not and I can’t. Unless you count my PhD from the School of Hard Knocks combined with a clear and logical Objectivist mind. (They hand out special brains at the Objectivist conferences once you’ve finished reading Introduction to Objectivist Epistemology by Ayn Rand.)
Anyway, stay tuned. I’ll post the links!
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No, it’s not that we’re both black. I had the great honor of being interviewed for Big Fur Hat’s 99 Second Radio Show for IOwnTheWorld blog. I just wanted to write here the following list of people who have been on this show, in order by episode, because I want to see my name in a list, in black and white, with these distinguished individuals:
- Pamela Geller
- Sunny
- Herman Cain
- Ann Barnhardt
- Milton Wolfe
Yes, I am in the same list as these people. WOW is right!!
Instagram makes everything look cool. I instagrammed a photo I took of myself for BigFurHat’s Breitbart is Here video and look how much cooler it is AFTER it was Instagrammed.
BEFORE
COOL
I had thought Instagram could make everything look cool. Boy was I wrong!
As some of you know, I have a day job. This is why I can’t bring you as much Sunny TV awesomeness as I’d like to, or write as many stimulating satires as you’d like me to.
Recently I tried to make my day job look cool by using Instagram. It didn’t work. See for yourself:
Even Instagram Can’t Make This Look Cool
Notice the desk calendar? It’s an Awkward Family Photos calendar. Some days there are pictures I have to hide because they are NSFW. But it really helps me get through my day. (That and the Starbucks you also see pictured.)
Here’s another Instagrammed photo:
Don Draper Would be At Home Here
This conference room reminds me of Mad Men. It reminds me of how far backwards into bland we have fallen compared to the offices of an Ad firm in NYC in the 60′s. Shouldn’t things get better as the decades go by? Yes, I have an iPhone, but we don’t go to the moon anymore, my office has no Rosewood Danish Modern anything, and I can’t smoke and drink scotch at my desk all day. BACKWARDS! (Wait, isn’t that Obama’s campaign slogan?)
Magic Happened Here
Pretty cool huh? No, no it’s not. Not at all. Not even Instagrammed. Sigh.
The Best Part of Waking Up, is Folgers in Your Cup.
Not only does Instagram NOT make this coffee machine cool, the coffee it produces doesn’t taste very good either. Every time I drink it I get immediate stomach cramps.
If you would like to submit your “Even Instagram Can’t Make This Look Cool” photos I’ll start a Tumblr.
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I spoke to the SW Metro Tea Party in Chanhassen Minnesota on February 20th and I finally got around to publishing the video of it. It’s a very serious speech called “Deadly Serious, Just Kidding: Using Humor to Fight Evil”. I play a couple of my videos and wax philosophical for y’all.
I have been so busy I failed to post one of my articles published by PJ Media. But don’t worry, this one has timeless value:
A Saudi Arabian man was arrested and executed last week for impersonating women, that incredibly fortunate class of Saudis. He was caught wearing a burqa, the only thing other than a niquab that women are allowed to wear in Saudi Arabia. The burqa is a dress that covers a woman from head to toe in order to hide her evil parts, which is her entire being, including her eyes, which can be so powerfully seductive in some cases as to render a man insensible. It is big and unshapely, making it so easy for a man to hide under that it is hard to know just how prevalent these crossdressers are. The Saudi Arabian government is cracking down as incidents of male crossdressing rise. Sources say this is due to the ease with which it can be accomplished. Also, the prospect of being treated like a female in an Islamic nation — for even just a little bit of time — is too tempting for many men to resist.
Any One of These Could Be a Dude!
Go here to read the full piece.
Sunny TV – Where I Leave the House and Go Behind Enemy Lines
Oh what I do for little laugh! I’ll tell you what I do, I braved freezing rain (snow when I first arrived) and went to a Tea Party rally where I’m frankly lucky I was not shot for behaving like a real Liberal twit. Thankfully most Tea Partiers are actually quite benevolent people and they let me go home without tarring and feathering me.
***UPDATE: I have my first big celebrity comment quote - Penn Jillette said this video was “Very Funny!” Hooray for Penn Jillette! It was so nice of him to comment on my little video. Woop!
Sunny TV – Taxes and Death
I had so much fun on Saturday spending that sunny, gorgeous day indoors doing my taxes. I’m sure many of you had the same day I did. When it was all over, and I’d written a big fat check, I strapped on my running shoes and ran 4 miles flat out without stopping. I haven’t run in a year. Who says taxes are de-motivating? If I had to pay them more often I would be a Marathon runner.
And oh yeah, next I decided to make a video. I’m kinda lovin this one. It’s near and dear.
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New Sunny TV! – Critical of some Racist Theory
Another episode out today inspired by Breitbart Media’s video’s exposing Obama’s supportive relationship to Derrek Bell, a Harvard professor who thought all white people are racist. So in other words, he’s a RACIST! Some say, well, Obama was in college then. Uh, he was THIRTY at the time.
So this CNN reporter became the overt bully that all these statists are at their heart in this video, and i couldn’t resist making fun of it. Now you have the inspiration, check out the video!
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Andrew Breitbart’s Favorite Joke
All of the people who knew Andrew Breitbart talk about how funny he was. I just stumbled across this joke, which is told here by his father in law. Apparently Breitbart made him tell this joke to everybody they met. NSFW.
