Okay, she didn’t really water-board me, but it was still torture. Read the article to find out how. (How’s that for click bait? I’m still learning about it.)
No one talked to me about it. Not a nurse, a midwife, a doctor or my doula, and yet it was the single most difficult thing about my new baby, and when I say difficult, I mean screaming and crying constantly. And that was just me.
Even though I made a video making fun of him, I like certain things about Trump. I think Americans respond to him on a gut level because of some good things about him and about Americans. However, Trump really is just a fascist when you scratch the surface. He really want’s you to Make America His.
So, without further ado, my little video poking fun of Trump, TRAMP FOR PRESIDENT!!
Hi y’all. It’s been such a long time and it feels so good to have finally finished a new Sunny TV video. Soooooo many times, countless times, I had an idea for a video, I was going to save the world by eviscerating some injustice with my sharp, sarcastic wit, only to be foiled by a poopie diaper. Not mine. Hers.
She’s a year old now so it’s time to get back to business. I’m looking forward to it! Thanks for sticking with me all these months when I was distant, withdrawn, preoccupied. Now I know you truly love me! I have received so many emails and comments asking me, when when when?! It’s meant a lot to me, so thanks, and you can shut up now.
My new video is called White Privilege. If you’re white you have it, you just don’t know it, because your skin color makes you
stupid blind. If you’re brown skinned you will enjoy this video because I call on every white person to start recognizing they are indeed special privileged, even though that’s racist. (Just confirming that’s what you want? Seems weird. Email me if I have it wrong.)
In all seriousness, I was inspired to do this video because MTV is on some kind of anti-white hater-a-thon. See here and here. As a white girl with only 1/36th Cherokee in her, I am deeply offended by all this white hate going on, I can’t believe how mainstream it has become, so I’m standing up. After watching MTV’s 13 Things White People Take for Granted I took to my Facebook profile to rant out a few things about it that eventually turned into my new video. Here’s the anti-white video full of racist ass holes, and the accompanying rant for your enjoyment:
Then I said:
A few thoughts on MTV’s anti-white racist bullshit.
Go start your own fucking bandaid company, idiot. How small of a market do you think you’ll have for each box catering to an exact shade of brown? Probably a big enough market to go BANKRUPT! Oh, and newsflash, you can buy clear bandaids. But that wouldn’t give you a reason to hate white people, would it?
I own like 5 black bras. Shut up.
I don’t own anything shaped like a gun, except a gun.
If a black woman can’t find a darker shade of makeup than WHITE she’s not looking. I could show you, but then I’d be accused of putting on black face, wouldn’t I, you racist bitch.
Asian dude who’s not good at math, I’m sorry for you, but HOW THE FUCK IS THAT RELATED TO ME BEING WHITE??
Latino hobbits? Are you saying latino’s are short? You said it, not me.
Don’t get me started on hoodies.
And finally, I do not want to touch your braids. But I know how you feel. A blonde woman on vacation in Mexico has the same problem. But I think YOU would call that WHITE PRIVILEGE.
You’re welcome, white people.
And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Sunny TV – White Privilege is here.
The Bob Davis Podcast is roving in an old ambulance this month and he pull into my driveway. Then things got fun.
My good friend and radio/podcast personality Bob Davis pulled his roving podcast vehicle into my driveway a couple of days ago and I was a guest on his show. He converted an old ambulance into a mobile studio, which parked in my driveway for a couple of days probably freaked all my neighbors out, but there was some comfort in having a ride to the ER, complete with sirens and lights, anytime I might need one.
The show was a lot of fun! Bob always laughs at all my jokes, which makes me tell more. You really should listen. According to this radio veteran he thinks our episode was better than 99% of radio talk shows out there right now.
I’m on Bob Davis’ podcast #288 this week. We have a lively chat about my move to California, The Golden Globes, and some Year in Review stuff. It’s always fun with Bob.
If not you should be, because, it’s run by House of Sunny. Here, Sunny Obama is setting some New Years Resolutions. Follow her @sunnydogspy
I thought I would be able to write this post much, much sooner (more on that later.)
Five weeks ago on July 17th I welcomed my beautiful daughter Lucia (pronounced LOO-sha) into the world. Were you expecting me to name her George Washington? Get over it.
Over a week after her due date, and after a three day labor and delivery, she graced my life with her presence. I think it’s clear she is determined to push the boundaries on fashionably late. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have given birth to a DIVA. Did you expect anything else?
Here’s a hospital selfie. Exhausted, proud mom. Happy baby.
She’s been working on her impressions. So far she’s nailed these two:
Everyone said being a new mom would be hard. I was warned. But hard is relative. If “hard” to me before was a week long canoe trip in the freezing rain, climbing a fourteener, working a job I hated for months on end, or spending 40 days in the hospital and 8 months recovering after that, then I had no idea what “hard” was.
However, I’m well compensated. Because, this:
I am going to start doing some comedy vids very, very soon. Many of you have kindly written to me telling me your life is EMPTY without my videos, and I thank you. I will work on getting going soon. Not happening until I find the time to get my hair cut though.